“ At any rate, since the weekend is shot and next week is all up in the air for me, did you wanna maybe do dinner at 7:30/8:00ish tonight? I need to eat something very fattening. Drink as much as possible. And smoke a ton of cigs. All of these things I will need to do until approx 8 hours prior to my procedure (per instructions provided by my oral surgeon) which lands us at about 12 midnight. In addition, I won’t be able to consume any of these while recovering. “you guys…there’s this diet called “wisdom tooth extractions”…you should totally try it. you can lose 10 lbs in 2 days, too!” I’d also like to point out that afterward my breath is going to be really bad (…nay I say worse than usual), due to the sutures and dried blood. It’ll probably exacerbate the current situation with the ozone becoming more and more depleted.
My proposed plans for tonight to friends via email—this, the eve of my wisdom teeth extractions.
3 years ago
