Can we just talk about how big of a tease TOOTSIE POP MINIATURES are? I just had one and am shocked that something like that is even marketable. The fact that there’s a target audience for lollipop ‘tastings’ (cause that’s essentially what the experience can be most likened too when you consider its orange seed size) befuddles me. Consider for a moment their commercials with the tagline of “How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop?” In this instance, the lollipop is so small, you can actually smell the tootsie roll through the wrapper. That’s how thin the lollipop candy is.
Oy. What’s next? Tootsie Roll drops? … For those that simply can’t handle more than a 1/2 second of the tootsie roll pop experience?
