Please Pardon my Language in the Following Post
My reply to this For Aren: “Move out the way clown” For an explanation for others who weren’t there, I was with Aren in Santa Cruz one weekend and as we were leaving this fantastic Brazilian restaurant, I was run over by someone on a bike who then proceeded to yell “Move out the way clown.” Completely inexcusable when you consider it was me who got bruised. It’s like maybe if you actually biked on the road instead of the side walk, you wouldn’t be in MY way…CLOWN. At that moment I wish I had a car so I could return the favor by driving into him and yelling “Move out the way clown.” Breaking a good amount of rib cage in the process. Unfortunately, living out this twisted fantasy would require a license. 2 years agoTo the pompous-ass motherfucker driving a tan ‘95 Audi A4 you probably stole today between Southwest Blvd and Mission Road this evening - thank you for choosing to throw your drink out of the window hitting me square in the chest. You are out of your goddamn mind and I surely hope we meet again down the road so the opportunity to toss a baseball-sized rock through your windshield will present itself.
You are a complete cock and thanks for ruining what was an enjoyable bike ride home. Fucker.
